- I have just under 2 months to go as a human incubator (aka The Vessel --my friends are too creative)
- Baby Max is using my bladder as a bouncy house
- I joke that if we played a game like "if I could be any sports car, I'd be..." that I'd be a Winnebago with a pop out living room extension
- Currently Max is working on adding an expansion wing to his "mansion"
- My belly button has not completely unraveled (yet) --it is dangerously close
- When he has the hiccups I think it is hilarious
- Now as he wiggles and flips I feel distinct bum, head, kicks and punches
- I wake up in the middle of the night all the time to either pee or just turn my massive self onto the other side
- Reaching down I can put my hand on him, feeling distinctly a child in there! Squee!!!
Disclaimer: These are only truths for me and I am barely an expert on what is happening to me right now. Never repeat these to another prego and think you are funny. Also, never comment on her weight/size, ever (never, ever). Humor may be the main objective you have...but seriously, value your life and don't upset a prego, we are going through enough getting our minds wrapped around all these changes.
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